And it’s the season….
I’ve been so bored this week that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!”
I said, “This catapult is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
I saw a girl crying, so I asked her “Where are your parents?” and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
Notice that the word “nothing” is a palindrome.
Backwards it spells “gnihton,” which also means nothing.