My Irony Meter is Pegged

Facing a $220 million budget shortfall, Democrats in Hartford have proposed taxing the unspent earnings of university endowments with more than $10 billion in assets.  Only Yale’s $25.6 billion endowment—the country’s second largest after Harvard—fits the tax bill.  Yale’s tax-exempt investments earned $2.6 billion last year, eight times more than the University of Connecticut’s $384 million endowment.  Oh, the inequality!

Indeed.  Hartford’s Progressive government plainly thinks that, at a certain point, Yale has made enough money.

No one is safe when progressives run out of other people’s money.

Not even fellow Progressives.

YGTBSM, Again

This one is just ridiculous.

A theme park has bizarrely banned visitors from screaming on one of its newest rides.

Parkgoers have been urged to stay as quiet as possible when riding The Big One at The Big Sheep amusement park in Bideford, Devon, in order to not upset neighbours.

Half the enjoyment of a roller coaster ride is the screaming.

What’s up with this?