Happy New Year

This blogger hopes for increasing prosperity for all in the new year just begun.  Following are some additional thoughts, from those better than I.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.
–William Makepeace Thackeray

New Year’s Resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
–James Agate

Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness; but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution.  Employ it, and thou art wise; be wise, and thou art happy.
–Akhenaton

Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.
–Cavett Robert

And ye, who have met with Adversity’s blast,
And been bow’d to the earth by its fury;
To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass’d
Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury –
Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime,
The regrets of remembrance to cozen,
And having obtained a New Trial of Time,
Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
–Thomas Hood

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched.  Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives…not looking for flaws, but for potential.
–Ellen Goodman

New Year’s Day: now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.  Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
–Mark Twain

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve.  Middle age is when you’re forced to.
–Bill Vaughn

This bit of ’70s-style wisdom:

A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
–Phil McGraw

And finally,

Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.
–Goran Persson

Time for Some Humor

Or at least what passes for it in my house, with my very patient wife.

A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What do you want?”
The fish croaks, “Water.”

A man walks into a bar and orders six whiskies.  He lines them up in a row and knocks back the first, third, and fifth glasses.  Then he gets up to leave. “Don”t you want the others?” asks the barman.  “You”ve only had three of your whiskies.”
“Best not,” replies the man.  “My doctor said it was only okay to have the odd drink.”

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.

Captain Aubrey: “Do you see those two weevils, Doctor?…Which would you choose?”
Dr. Maturin: “Neither. There’s not a scrap of difference between them. They’re the same species of Curculio.”
Captain Aubrey: “If you had to choose.  If you were forced to make a choice. If there were no other option.”
Dr. Maturin: “Well, then, if you’re going to push me.  I would choose the right-hand weevil.  It has significant advantage in both length and breadth.”
Captain Aubrey: “There, I have you!….  Do you not know that in the Service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?”

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.  He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.  This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And finally (mercifully?)

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It’s full of elephants.

Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.

Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can’t close the door.

Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: There’s an empty Mini parked outside.

Obama and Jobs

Here’re a couple of charts that illustrate the impact on American joblessness caused by Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama’s economic policies.  They’re from an article last spring by Dan Mitchell, writing at The Center for Freedom and Prosperity.

This graph shows the degree of long-term joblessness extant in our present economy.

For almost the entire post-war period, long-term joblessness had been stable, if noisy, around a low rate in the range of 10%-15% of total unemployed.  But throughout the administration of Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama, this long-term unemployment travesty has skyrocketed into the 45% range—nearly half of all of our unemployed in the present economic dislocation have been out of work long-term—for six months or more.  Larry Summers, ex of Obama’s National Economic Council suggests a reason:

Empirical evidence shows that two causes are welfare payments and unemployment insurance.… The second way government assistance programs contribute to long-term unemployment is by providing an incentive, and the means, not to work.  Each unemployed person has a “reservation wage”—the minimum wage he or she insists on getting before accepting a job.  Unemployment insurance and other social assistance programs increase that reservation wage, causing an unemployed person to remain unemployed longer.…  Clark and I estimated [in a study using state data on registrants in Aid to Families with Dependent Children and food stamp programs] that the existence of unemployment insurance almost doubles the number of unemployment spells lasting more than three months.

Another reason is the inordinate spending and borrowing generally of the present administration, which I addressed in another post.

The chart below shows another effect of Obama’s policies on jobs: the size of the labor force, or the number of people working, at least part-time, or still actively looking for work.

The labor force shrank by roughly four per centage points from the start of our current economic Time of Troubles at the end of the Bush the Younger administration.  And it has remained flat, rather than recovering as it did in earlier times, throughout the Obama administration.  This also is associated with the above long-term unemployment.  After a sufficiently long period of failure, people just give up trying to find work—they don’t see that there is any to be had.  And it’s been that way for nearly four years, now.

We need to change the Federal government’s economic policy.  For that we need to change the Federal government’s Executive and Senate personnel.

Another Pause for Commercial

My book, A Conservative’s Treatise on American Government: A Brief Discussion of what a Government, Subordinate to the Sovereign People, Must Do, has been published, and it can be found, among other places, at Amazon.com and at Barnes & Noble.  Links also can be found nearby in the column to the right and on the Books page.

In this book, I first offer analyses of our Declaration of Independence and of our Constitution, centering the latter on the Enumerated Powers generally and four specific clauses: Taxing and Spending, general Welfare, Commerce, and Necessary and Proper.  Then I provide a summary of our movement away from the principles contained in those founding social compact documents, which drift gained especial impetus during the FDR administration and continues through the present Obama administration.  I conclude with some specific suggestions for corrections to each branch of our Federal government and to our Constitution in order to restore us to our founding principles and to strengthen our nation and Constitution against future drift.

I hope you find this, like Conservative’s Manifesto, enjoyable and useful.

Update: Corrected the title.  Can’t even get my own ad copy right….  [sigh]