Take careful steps.
When possible, stay in your seat and, by all means, grab hold of that railing.
Simple advice, apparently from much simpler times.
Today, Hawaii seems compelled to pay someone—rather handsomely—to offer such ubiquitous and common-sense advice.
Of course, common sense and government oftentimes are mutually exclusive.
Hawaii taxpayers will spend $81,000 in 2015 on a new government position—fall prevention coordinator, who will teach Hawaii’s senior citizens, well, how not to fall.
Governor Neil Abercrombie (D) signed House Bill 2053 into law this week, which creates the new fall prevention and early detection coordinator position within the Department of Health’s Emergency Medical Services and Injury Prevention branch.
Because the good folks in Hawaii don’t have their own uses for that money, but Hawaii’s Big Brother does.