At least, that’s what I call them. It’s joke time, again. Even though my wife objects….
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey where’d you get the pig?”
The women says “This isn’t a pig it’s a duck.”
The bartender says “No, I was talking to the duck!”
Two penguins walk into a bar…a third penguin says “You’d have thought the second one would have seen it.”
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth.
Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmallow?
A: So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t, you get down from a duck.
Q: What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A native eating cherries.
Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.
Q: What’s the fastest thing in the jungle?
A: A monkey carrying a bunch of cherries.
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.