I tried to find out what dental coverage was available in my little corner of Texas under Obamacare, so I tried out Healthcare.gov again.  Imagine my surprise when I selected Dental|Texas|You and your spouse and got this:

Yep.  “All plans must offer the same essential health benefits,” including maternity and newborn care.  Because when I go in for a tooth cleaning or a root canal, I need that maternity coverage.

Yessiree, Bob.

Now some will say the law doesn’t actually require that; Obama’s HealthCare Store is what’s messed up.

Yessiree, Bob.