Some post-election humor….
On a recent retirement:
John Pistole, TSA Administrator, at his retirement party: his employees toasted him with less than three ounces of champagne. Then they gave him a gold watch, and he had to take it off and put it in a bin.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
A couple of NSA pick-up lines:
Did you fall from heaven? Because there’s no tracking data on how you arrived at this location.
I know exactly where you have been all my life.
On computer viruses:
Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack—once if by LAN, twice if by C:>
Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a “virus.” Instead, it’s an “electronic microorganism”
Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.